UFO Current Events FAQ .80
After almost 50 years since the first UFO sighting, UFOs are still spotted all over the world. Instead
of going away, like many skeptics said would happen when UFOs first appeared
Q. What are the major theories about UFOs?
A. In the United States, almost everyone thinks UFOs are alien spacecraft from outer space. This is
called the Extra-Terrestrial Hypothesis, ETH for short. Some people, including the author, call it the
nuts and bolts theory. Another one, popular in England, and with me, is what is called the
Paraphysical or Paranormal theory. This speculates that the UFOs are things from some other
reality. A third, related theory, which I also like, is the psychic theory, in which the nature of UFOs
are similar to ghosts, poltergeists, etc;.
The 4th big theory, of course, would be that UFOs don't exist, and everyone seeing them is
mistaken, stupid, drunk, hallucinating, or lying. There are several other minor theories.
Q. Okay, what are some of the minor theories?
A. Starting in the order of how I rate them, there is the Earth Lights theory, where UFOs are
produced by geological stress of the Earth, or the Earths angst (as I like to say). There is also a
theory that UFOs are being hoaxed by a secret society, as an experiment in mind control. Also,
some say UFOs are living critters, animals that live in the atmosphere of Earth (or even in space).
UFOs may also be Angels flying to and fro, doing good deeds. Or the opposite, they are Demons,
corrupting the world with their foulness. Finally, there is the theory that UFOs come from a
civilization from within the hollow Earth. Cetain despicable people believe that UFOs are in fact
Nazi aircraft, and one day they will come out of the hollow earth, and establish the 4th Reich on the
surface .
Q. What are some current hot spots for UFOs?
A. Lately, in the last few months, Colorado seems to be where the current flap or wave is occuring
There also have been recent reports from Korea and China.
Q. What is a Wave, or Flap?
A. UFOs , for reasons unknown, appear repeatedly, and sometimes in great numbers, over a
certain area, city, or region, for a certain amount of time. This is called a Flap, or a Wave.
Q. What are the basic alien types?
A. While this author admits most of this is pure speculation and rumor, and finds this somewhat
distasteful, here goes, by order of commonness.
Greys - As much as I hate the name, it's the most common name for this type of alien. This alien is
usually smallish, maybe 4-5 feet tall, has grey skin, huge black eyes, and looks either fetus like, or
vaguely insectoid. They have no hair, and appear very frail and week looking. Despite the name, the
skin color is not always grey, sometimes it is reported as white, or darker than grey. Allegedly,
these aliens come from Zeta Reticuli or possibly from the Pleiades, or so they claim.
Blondes, or Nordics - These resemble the Aryans of Hitler's wildest dreams. Unlike the people of
Hitler's fantasies, these seem to be very nice. They always talk of peace, love, harmony, etc; and
warn humanity of the dangers of nuclear power. These ones are supposed to be from the Pleiades.
Space Brothers are usually of this type. There is some speculation that some supermodels are in fact
this type of alien.
Humans - Most people will get mad at me for including this one, but a lot of UFOs are reportedly
inhabited by normal looking humans, of all races and creeds. At most, there are some minor
differences, like oddly colored eyes. Go figure.
Hairy Dwarfs - Also known as belicose Dwarfs, these aliens are short, around 1 to 1.2 meters (3-4
feet), humanoid looking, hairy, and generally ill tempered.
Reptilians - These resemble bipedal lizards. They are fairly tall, and they seem to be the most evil of
the alien types, from witness reports.
Robots - A lot of UFO inhabitants seem to be mechanical devices of some kind. The descriptions
vary, so there is no generic type.
Giant Humanoids - Some beings from UFO are giants, 2 meters tall or taller (6 feet plus).
Glossary of UFO Terms
Ancient Astronaut Theory - The theory that aliens from outer space visited early man , and helped
civilize them.
Animal Mutilations - Mysterious killings of animals, normally cattle, across the world. See Animal
Mutilations FAQ for more info
Crop Circle - A mysterious pattern in crops
ELF - Stands for Extremely Low Frequency sounds. Many people claim they hear them, and that it
is somehow related to UFOs or to secret government bases and projects.
Men in Black (MIB) - A mysterious man, usually dressed in black, who sometimes visits UFO
witnesses and UFO investigators. MIBs normally threaten them to be silent, or get out of the
UFO business. See UFO History FAQ for more info.
Mothership - A big UFO, that holds little UFOs. Sort of like a flying aircraft carrier.
Oz Factor - a term coined by Jenny Randles, to describe the strangeness of many UFO reports,
and
how it feels to see one.
Roswell - the location of the most famous UFO crash, which occured at Roswell NM in 1947. See
UFO crashes FAQ for more info.
UMMO - A spanish contactee group popular in the 60s and 70s- widely believed to be a hoax.
More to come soon........................probably